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25 December 2007

Drunken Santa Sightings!

Santa's a fat, creepy, snobby, vaguely racist hack worried more about his own gift-giving status than the children of the world. I met Santa at a party in New York once. And you know what? He was a totally self-absorbed prick, actually. He was all Santa-this, Santa-that, constantly worried about promoting the Santa "brand." As if we needed another reason to hate Santa Claus, he still hasn't owned up to his alcohol problem.

We used to think the red nose was cute; now we see it as a sign of a deeper problem.

Here are some pictures:

..some videos:

..and the flash game!

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