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Turkish Version of Batman and Robin
Holy Impostor Batman! The Turkish film industry's goofy remakes of Star Wars, Star Trek, and The Exorcist are already justifiably infamous. You've seen Turkish Superman, now check out Turkish Batman! This 1973 version is a little different from the Christian Bale or Michael Keaton versions. No stealth tank for this man — he's got a OK, so this is what happens. Turkish Dick Grayson calls Turkish Bruce Wayne, who's in bed being watched by Turkish Alfred (who in Turkey is a woman) to tell him Turkish Batman and Robin are needed. Turkish Bruce then jumps out of bed in his tightie whities. Turkish Alfred is shocked. Fully dressed now, Turkish Bruce finds Turkish Dick, Turkish Barbara Gordon and a woman sleeping on his floor. Then Turkish Commissioner Gordon calls on the Turkish Bat-Phone, and Turkish Bruce and Dick turn into Turkish Batman and Robin and get into the Turkish Batmobile. For some reason the Danny Elfman theme has been replaced by James Bond tunes here. Then we cut back to Turkish Police Headquarters where Turkish Commissioner Gordon (who has shaved off his mustache in the interim) gets a call from his doctor that he has a bad prostate. He is so upset by this that he tells Turkish Chief O' Hara to leave the room. Meanwhile, Turkish Egghead has captured Turkish Vicki Vale. Turkish Batman and Robin arrive at Turkish Egghead's mansion and fight a bunch of Turkish goons, but first they take their Turkish Bat-Capes off for some reason. Their punches are really loud. Batman saves Turkish Vicki from the evil Turkish Egghead. Turkish Vicki is in her underwear, probably because the script was written by Turkish Frank Miller. Turkish Batman takes his eyes off Turkish Vicki's Turkish Hanes Her Ways long enough to notice that Turkish Robin is getting his Turkish ass handed to him by the Turkish goons. Turkish Batman rescues Turkish Robin and then, just like in the American movies, Turkish Batman is so loopy from a woman making goo-goo eyes at him that he reveals his secret identity to Turkish Vicki. They kiss. The end.
[ Via: Killermoth ]
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These Turkish versions of movies you put up are freaking hilarious.
Wow...Alfred is a woman. And the Bond theme comes out of nowhere. This pure awesomeness. I'm definitely going to link to this.
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Man is that hard to follow.. Not your description just the whole remake thing. Anyway love the blog, I stumbled on you from my buddy James' CleverStart.com blog . Glad I found you. Hope to see you in my MyBlogLog soon over at LifeIsRisky.Com
Hehehe this is too funny!!!
M.
LOL!
That was...interesting lol.
Something lost in translation but what the hell.
damn that broad is one hot piece of ass!
When the hell did American Batman ever do backflips and rolls like that? Turkish Batman Forever!!!
turkish batmobile > american batmobile
did noone else notice that batman and robin drive along to the James Bond theme?
The "synopsis" of the video (which everyone is quoting) was written by me on my Batman blog and was not linked or credited. Guess "the thinking blog" doesn't think too much about plaigarism, huh?
@Killermoth: The text was sent to my email along with the link to the Youtube video. I didn't know you wrote it but I've just updated the post to give you credit. Thanks for the heads up!
Forgot to add, The Thinking Blog is very strict on plagiarism as it happens to us from time to time as well like mentioned in this post.
This is rich! I picked up on the Bond theme music immediately. They were obviously quick to pull from existing sources to finish the task. And the acting was hilarious!
gosh!,much fun indeed. I wonder what a turkish person think of it, as "Batman" is also a town... tesekkur ederim, anyway
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lol, please be sure to check out the masterpiece of Turkish Rip-Offs "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam" which means "The Man Who Sold the World" a.k.a "Turkish Starwars" :D
Cuneyt Arkin FTW :D
aw, sorry - replace "sold" in the comment with "Saved" , "The Man Who Saved the World" :D
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